| Freya: | Alright Mr. Box, we’re gonna open you up whether you want to or not! |
| Waffle: | The box does not possess desires. |
| Freya: | That’s where you’re wrong! Doesn’t a box want to be stuffed to the brim with delicious food! Making its body tight and bloated with the mountain of sugary garbage crammed in there hehe! *drool* |
| Waffle: | I believe you are projecting your own thoughts and desires onto the box. |
| Freya: | Hehe, got a little sidetracked. Anyways boxes are made with the purpose of storing stuff, so isn’t that it’s desire? Ya know, I’m kinda like a box in the sense that I’ve got the desire to stuff myself with all the world's food haha! |
| Waffle: | The difference between you and a box is anything stored in you is not retrievable. |
| Freya: | Hehe it depends where you store it~ Ooo, Waffle! It looks like we have an appetizer at hand! |
| Waffle: | I would refrain from consuming those. They are not edible. |
| Freya: | Then why are they called packing PEANUTS?? Ha! I bet next you’re gonna tell me potato wedges should be used as doorstops! |
| Waffle: | Just because it possesses peanut in the name does not make it a food. |
| Freya: | If it’s good enough for a box it’s good enough for me! *Crunch* Mmm, not bad, it just needs some seasoning! Waffle, do you have any cheese seasoning or something on you? |
| Waffle: | No. |
| Freya: | What a shame, they really couldn’t season these a little? Oooo wait a sec! This box is turning into a buffet! |
| Waffle: | That is a silica gel packet. It has “non edible” written on it. |
| Freya: | Hahaha, I’ve heard you say that before and I got a bland but not bad snack. Maybe this is the ultimate food that everyone's been too scared to try? |
| Waffle: | No. Silica packets are used to absorb moisture while an item is in transit, they are not edible. |
| Freya: | You know what else absorbs moisture? Peach trees! |
| Waffle: | You cannot eat a peach tree. You can only eat the peach it produces. |
| Freya: | And who’s to say there’s not a silica tree and this is the fruit it produces! *bite*... *spit, spit, spit* |
| Freya: | Ewwwww, get off my tongue!! *spit* It tastes like bad sand!! Packing peanuts! Help drive away this taste! *crunch* Ahh that’s better. Waffle! Why did you let me eat that!? |
| Waffle: | I warned you to refrain from eating it. |
| Freya: | Ohhh~ I get it hehe! |
| Waffle: | What do you get? |
| Freya: | You’re just soooo excited to see me grow bigger that you don’t care what I cram into my belly! |
| Waffle: | That statement is incorrect. |
| Freya: | Hehe sure it is~ I know you want me to grow this massive belly even bigger! You wanna be buried beneath all its weight and feel it jiggle with the slightest motion! Hehe I bet you can’t wait till I’m just a helpless immobile blob. Having to rely on you for the simplest things!! And I know you’re the kind of bot that would love to have your way with me, I’d be too big, helpless and exhausted to stop you hehe!! Not that I’d ever protest against your devious advances~ You want that sooo bad don’t you!!! |
| Waffle: | I believe you are projecting your own desires onto me. |
| Freya: | You don’t have to pretend that you don’t wanna stuff me full of sugary sweets until we’re both rock hard hehe! Come- on Waffle. Let’s get my hungry and horny fat ass to a buffet! I’m in the mood to have some fun~ |