| Freya: | Hey Waffle, are we there yet? |
| Waffle: | No. We are approximately 10 miles away from our destination. |
| Freya: | That’s all! We’ll be there in no time… |
| Freya: | Are we close now? |
| Waffle: | We are still located 10 miles away from our destination. |
| Freya: | Can you go any faster? I’m gonna die of starvation and then haunt you! |
| Waffle: | You already haunt me. |
| Freya: | Aww you mean it~ I didn’t know you felt that way about me! Wait, don’t change the subject! We’re talking about my life being on the line. On. The. Line! Can’t you see how flabby and sad my belly looks? |
| Waffle: | Your belly appears to be its normal size. |
| Freya: | You dare say that to a starving malnourished ghost! My belly should be bloated and hard right now! |
| Waffle: | You are not in a state of malnourishment and I am heading towards our destination as quickly as I can. |
| Freya: | I’m sorry Waffle, I get a little cranky when I’m hungry like this. Oh! I know! Let’s play rock paper scissors to pass the time! |
| Waffle: | Ok. What gesture should I make with my claw to communicate my choices? |
| Freya: | Hmm, for rock have a closed claw. For paper have an open flat claw and for scissors have a vertical open claw! Will that work? |
| Waffle: | Yes. |
| Freya: | Ok! Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! |
| Freya: | Yeah! Get stoned Waffle! Lets go again, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! |
| Waffle: | I win. Paper beats rock. |
| Freya: | Ooo I wouldn’t be so sure if I were you! I fashioned the shape of my rock into a spear for this exact situation! Ha! Get torn you pathetic paper! |
| Waffle: | I cannot locate those rules in my database. |
| Freya: | Whelp, I’m bored now… Ooo Waffle! What if we up the stakes! |
| Waffle: | How do you intend on upping the stakes? |
| Freya: | Hehehe you’re gonna looove this idea! The loser of each match has to strip whatever piece of clothing the winner decides! |
| Waffle: | I do not possess any clothing. |
| Freya: | Now you do!! Hmm, Waffle, have you been putting on some weight? I can’t fit these shorts on either pair of your legs? |
| Waffle: | My frame is static and cannot gain mass. |
| Freya: | Hey, no need to be in denial, I imagine it’s gotta be hard to stay in shape with such a big bad sexy influence around hehe~ Oh! I’ve got an idea! Let’s put some thigh highs on your legs and claw! There we go! You’re the cutest robot in the world now, pink really suits you~ |
| Waffle: | That statement cannot be proven. |
| Freya: | Hehe, no need to be so shy Waffle, you’re slaying the six sock look! Now let’s begin! I’ll let you have the honors! |
| Waffle: | Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. |
| Freya: | Ooo! You rocked that round! Literally! Now’s the exciting part~ Let me hear it Waffle! |
| Waffle: | Remove one of your shoes. |
| Freya: | Ahhh that’s so hard to reach though! Can you take it off for me, along with my sock too please? |
| Waffle: | Yes. Removing shoe and sock. |
| Freya: | I see you’re a right foot kinda bot huh? |
| Waffle: | What are you referring to? |
| Freya: | Oh nothing, now time for round two! Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot! Ah man, lost again? Well you know what that means hehe! |
| Waffle: | Remove your other shoe and sock. |
| Freya: | The honor is all yours Waffle! I wouldn’t wanna rob you of your fetish now would I? |
| Waffle: | I am an artificial intelligence that lacks the capacity to have “fetishes”. |
| Freya: | Ahuh, sure buddy, keep enjoying my feet down there haha! |
| Waffle: | Removing shoe and sock |
| Freya: | Hey Waffle, do you think they’re cute? |
| Waffle: | Your feet are pale, smooth and plump. |
| Freya: | Hehe, well I’m glad you get to admire their beauty cause I can’t! My belly’s too selfish and loves hogging the spotlight! |
| Waffle: | I could wrap a camera around your thighs to give you a view of your feet. |
| Freya: | HAHA! You’re saying I can have my own personal Freya foot cam!...? That’s the most genius idea I’ve ever heard! I’d finally get to see all my cute socks and thigh highs! Ooo let’s totally get on that when you have the parts! |
| Waffle: | Ok. I will start creating the blueprints and locating the needed materials. |
| Freya: | Hehe I can’t wait! But now it’s time for round three! |
| Waffle: | Ok. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. I lost. |
| Freya: | No, you won Waffle! You used special paper from area 51 that was specifically designed to cut through scissors! |
| Waffle: | I do not comprehend. |
| Freya: | I’ll make it simple for you! What do you wanna see next? |
| Waffle: | Remove your shirt. |
| Freya: | That’s it? It was barely even covering my belly or boobs to begin with. Oh~ I see what “priorities” you’ve got going on hehe. I’ll stop talking and let you cut right to the chase! |
| Waffle: | It is your turn to say “Rock, Paper, Scissors”. |
| Freya: | Oh right hehe, ok, Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shooooot! |
| Freya: | Oooo Waffle! *bounces with excitement* Let me hear it now! |
| Waffle: | Remove your skirt. |
| Freya: | Ok, I’ll remove my top- WAIT! SKIRT!? |
| Waffle: | Yes. Is that article of clothing excluded? |
| Freya: | No, it’s just, I thought you were a boob bot but now I don’t know what you are? |
| Waffle: | I do not comprehend. |
| Freya: | I don’t either hehe. Now let's pull this down. Phew! Could you help me get it the rest of the way off? |
| Waffle: | Yes. |
| Freya: | Ahhh, my thighs and ass thank you for freeing them from their confines! |
| Waffle: | You are welcome. |
| Freya: | Look! They’re even clapping with gratitude for you Waffle! |
| Freya: | Haha *huff, huff* enough clapping thighs, phew, I’ve gotta keep up my energy to remove the rest of my clothes! |
| Freya: | Now! How about one final round! The loser has to take everything off! |
| Waffle: | Ok. Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot. |
| Freya: | Whoa! I can’t believe you pulled out the diamond cutting scissors! That’s like a one in a million chance! Well I can’t argue with the rules now can I haha! Congratulations Waffle! You just won yourself a big fat prize *poses cutely*~ |
| Waffle: | I must reassess the rules of this game. |
| Freya: | No need to worry about that now, you’ve got a huge sweaty cow that needs tending to first~ So, what goes first Waffle? The panties or my bra? |
| Waffle: | Remove your bra. |
| Freya: | Demanding there aren’t we~ But how can I fault you. Let me just undo this. *Boing* Hehe, there you go Waffle, boobs big enough to make a cow jealous! Don’t you just wanna fondle and squish them! I know you wanna feel their weight and have them jiggle around in your claw~ |
| Waffle: | No. Remove your panties. |
| Freya: | Ah! Oh! I get it hehe, you are an ass bot! Well you might need to back up in order to get it all in frame hehe. |
| Waffle: | Backing up. |
| Freya: | I was joking! You really needed to back up? I’m even more big and sexy than I thought hehe! Ok, let’s pull this down slowly and sexily! *tug, tug* C’mon, I know there’s a lot of fat in the way but you can slide down any time now hehe! *tug, rip* Hahaha, well that’s one way to take panties off! Here Waffle! Catch! |
| Waffle: | Catching. |
| Freya: | Now don’t go selling those, they’re especially meant for you~ |
| Waffle: | I have no need for ripped panties. |
| Freya: | Don’t pretend like you don’t have a collection of them in your database hehe! |
| Waffle: | I do not. |
| Freya: | Then what’s that in your claw hehe! *Smack* that’s what you get for breaking my panties you ass hehe. *Smack* Ahhhhh! My belly even jumps and smacks against my thighs hehe. *Smack* Yipe! Ahhhhh, so hot~ What do you want me to do next Waffle? You wanna spank me and tell me what a naughty gluttonous cow I’ve been, or do you wanna feel the weight of my massive ass against your camera? The choices are endless hehe, I’ll do whatever you want~ |
| Waffle: | Get dressed. We have arrived at “Milkies Ice Cream World” |
| Freya: | No way!!! Ok, let’s hurry and make me even more big, sexy, and stuffed hehe! I can’t wait to get so sick and full of ice cream! |
| Waffle: | What about your clothing? |
| Freya: | Haha you really think they’d still fit after I’m done with this place? Besides, I always have to take them off anyways when stuffing so we got the hard part out of the way already! |
| Waffle: | Can I take my socks off now? |
| Freya: | Aww but you look so cute in them~ That’s one of the reasons I kept losing, that and me just wanting to expose myself hehe. |
| Waffle: | You purposefully lost at rock, paper, scissors? |
| Freya: | Oh look at the time Waffle, it says “time for both of us to shut up and shovel Freya’s face full of Ice Cream until she can’t take another bite”! Well can’t argue with that, let’s go! |