| Waffle: |
Freya, why are we at a nuclear runoff pond? |
| Freya: |
I wanna taste the water! |
| Waffle: |
I would advise against drinking it. |
| Freya: |
You see, that's exactly why we’re here. When I was living, everyone would always tell me, “Freya don’t eat all the brownies. Freya, don’t eat all the raw cookie dough. But guess what! I ate all those brownies and I ate all that raw cookie dough and my tummy thanks me for it! So I figure it’s now time to consume the nuclear water! |
| Waffle: |
Do you know what radiation is? |
| Freya: |
Yep, it’s kinda like Santa or the tooth fairy! It doesn't exist! |
| Waffle: |
It is scientifically proven to exist. |
| Freya: |
I don’t trust science. |
| Waffle: |
Why not? |
| Freya: |
Because scientists don't believe in ghosts. |
| Waffle: |
While true, that does not discredit science as a whole. |
| Freya: |
But it puts everything else into doubt! If they don’t fully understand their own species what hope do they have in understanding anything? |
| Waffle: |
Does that not apply to you as well? In any circumstance, you should refrain from drinking the water. |
| Freya: |
Too late! |
| Freya: |
Mmm, it doesn’t taste too different from regular water! It just leaves a spicy metallic taste in the mouth. |
| Waffle: |
Freya, you are glowing. |
| Freya: |
Aww stop it you’re too kind~ |
| Waffle: |
No, you are literally glowing. |
| Freya: |
Whoa! Awesome, now I don’t have to turn the lights on when getting a midnight snack! |