| Freya: | Hey, hey Waffle hehe! Can you do something for me? |
| Waffle: | What do you need done? |
| Freya: | Can you please spell icup for me? |
| Waffle: | The word “Icup” is not in my database. Could you spell it so I can add it to my lexicon? |
| Freya: | Hmm… Sure! I.C.U.P. |
| Waffle: | That statement is illogical. I do not possess the ability to pee. |
| Freya: | Hahaha, you dare turn my own joke against me! Urine in big trouble now! Hehe, got any other toilet jokes? |
| Waffle: | What did the file do before outputting 00000010? |
| Freya: | What? |
| Waffle: | It unzipped. |
| Freya: | …ha.ha. uhhh, I’m sure if I was a robot I’d be losing it right now. |
| Waffle: | Would you like me to explain the joke? |
| Freya: | No, I’m sure I’ll pee myself later when I finally get it! Oh that reminds me! You think fat guys can use urinals? |
| Waffle: | What do you mean? |
| Freya: | Hehe, well let’s take me for instance! If I was standing right in front of a urinal I wouldn’t be able to see it right? My enormous, fat, beautiful, sexy… ahh sooo sexy… oh right hehe. My massive belly and boobs would block my view! |
| Waffle: | That is true. |
| Freya: | And that’s not even mentioning the uhh, sausage related issues as well. Like, how would a guy be able to aim with all that belly in the way… Oh god, I don’t wanna think about this anymore! Quick! Waffle! Help me think about something else! |
| Waffle: | Do ghosts ever use the restroom? |
| Freya: | Mental crisis averted haha, and thankfully no! I have broken free from the cycle of crapping and wiping! No need to praise me, I know, I know, I’m amazing! |
| Waffle: | Does that not render your failed “i.c.u.p.” joke from earlier illogical? If the joke succeeded with me saying, “I see you pee”, how could such an event occur if you lack the ability to pee? |
| Freya: | Wow, well there goes my spirit down the drain. |