| Freya: | Uhggg, why can’t I wake up and magically be dressed? |
| Waffle: | You can put on your clothes before falling asleep. |
| Freya: | I could, but I’d barely get any sleep and wake up soaking wet! Hehe, when I put it that way it actually sounds pretty hot! |
| Waffle: | Could you use a fan to help maintain your body temperature? |
| Freya: | I tried but that doesn’t help. *excited gasp* What I really need is a refrigerator to sleep in! That way I could wear my clothes and stay cool! |
| Waffle: | I would advise against sleeping in a fridge. |
| Freya: | Yeah, you’re probably right. There’s no way a fridge would be able to contain all this meat haha! Even if you cut me into little Freya cubes we’d still need at least two, and a third just for my fat ass *slap* hehe! |
| Waffle: | My calculations indicate your body mass could fit in two refrigerators. |
| Freya: | Are you trying to say I have a small ass? |
| Waffle: | No. I am stating that you only require two refrigerators to fit in. |
| Freya: | Ouch, way to twist the knife! I mean look at this thing! My ass literally takes up a whole bench! |
| Freya: | Oh~ I see what you’re doing. You just wanna see my ass get even bigger huh? |
| Waffle: | I think you misunderstood my statement. |
| Freya: | No need to be shy, I’ll put in the extra work to make it even fatter, squishier, bouncier, all just for you~ |
| Waffle: | That will not be necessary. |
| Freya: | Hehe, you’re so cute when you’re flustered like this! Let’s go out and find some ice cream, we’ve got a long day of stuffing ahead! |
| Waffle: | You still need to dress yourself. |